Are we done? Is it over?
You guys have no idea what the hell happened sooo…..
Of course I’ve been working like a madman, but managed to order Christmas cards, order Massimo’s Christmas gifts, niece and nephews Christmas gifts and order my assigned dish for Christmas Eve at my bro’s (chicken franchaise, thank you Pasta Vera!!) …AND make cookies with Melissa to hand out to teachers, karate instructors and even my neighbor Renee got a mixed bucket o’cookies…
But as the week started last Monday and went on to Tues, Wed…I was wondering where my Christmas were, and the gifts for Massimo I ordered off Amazon should have been funneling in, after all I did kick in the extra $20 per order to get in time for Christmas….
So I check w/my tracking numbers for UPS, Fedex USPS…all confirming that they left them at my door… AND I know our UPS guy, so there’s no reason he would get confused because I hung a wreath that covers the unit # on our door, so I did tape a printout on the door “UNIT #401”….so what’s the prob?..maybe they have temp help for Christmas b/c of the increase in deliveries…so I check w/the neighbors – nothing…
Well, ladies, as it turns out – they were all stolen!! Yes, vagrants entering the complex perusing the residences for unattended boxes, fat envelopes, and I guess even unattended buckets of COOKIES!!!
Renee never got her cookies….I felt so violated, so wronged….i can only hope that all the gifts I purchased for my 5 year old boy get to a 5 year old boy somewhere….Otherwise, a curse on the thieves!!…
So no Christmas cards yet – I am still on the fence if I will send out this week…I haven’t missed one Christmas since I was 18 years old…so I might just turn that out just because….
So on Saturday……
I was up at our local flower vendor in Wilton at 8am buying stuff for some last minute clients
Then down to Toys R Us to buy whatever I could find that was left for Massimo…not a crazy crowd that early, but there was close to NOTHING left of interest…
Then over to REI to get him some stuff, some of whatever….
Then to work (its coming on 10:30 now) to make about 8 arrangements and get them delivered by noon (between 2 houses, so only 2 stops – one house had 5 arrangements, one house had 3..) AND make a centerpiece for my bro’s b/c he hosting xmas even dinner – and make one for his family room, formal living room, kitchen table and kitchen island, why do I offer to do this????
Then to Pasta Vera to pick up my tray of chicken franchaise ($150 bucks, enough for 30+ people, and as far as I am concerned, a bargain – I can’t imagine frying up 30-35 cutlets, and when you price it out, it’s only about a $25-30 difference to have it made, and remember ladies–time is money!! Right?!) – I promptly dropped that off at my bro’s…..
Then to a 1pm appt to get my hair blown out (a brief respite, but still I’m on a tiiiiiiiight schedule!!) – looks awesome!, so shiny, healthy… Ok – moving on…
Then I head over to – – gasp!! – – – the mall!!!!! And that’s when I started to lose my shit…but I took a moment and carried on…after all I had awesome hair…and just when I wanted to cry, I would catch a glimpse of myself in a shop window, or a random mirror or some other reflective surface and see my perfectly blown hair and it somehow calmed me down for a bit….
So yes – I was at the mall from about 2pm-4pm, REPURCHASING all the gifts for my nieces and nephews I had ordered off Amazon, so painful I cannot even tell you…
Then to Grade A – because I was asked last minute (why did I check my voicemail??!!) to make a salad (2 containers of baby spinach, 3 of crumbled goat cheese, sliced almonds, cranberries, vinaigrette. DONE!)
Then home to WRAP EVERYTHING and change (forget showering, because my hair looked awesome!!)…and look presentable (after all, my sister-in-law’s parents are up from Florida this year and they consider themselves quite the fancy people – even though they aren’t – but still…) – pack pj’s for Massimo his Dad will be dropping him off at my bro’s at 5:30ish, pack up all needed to execute salad…
Then back to the shop to pick up arrangements for my bro’s….and sit on the phone with Massimo’s Dad because he’s in the driveway of my brother’s house, telling me that Massimo is asleep and it doesn’t look like anyone is there yet, and he doesn’t want to wake up Massimo and he thinks no one is there and did I get the time wrong, and maybe I should call my bro’s and ask someone to come outside and oh – wait I see your cousin pulling in, ok – so where are you? Why aren’t you here yet?…and what happened with the gifts? Did you file complaints with the couriers? The vendors? …when will you be here?…..
I get the flowers and s l o w l y drive over to my bro’s so I spill any flowers or crush them or anything….
Then I walk in the door, Massimo comes running up, gives me a huge hug and kiss and says that mommy looks so pretty….
(and my bro hands me a glass of wine)….
Author Archives: Rebecca
I feel like this summer I have been twisting in the wind, haven’t had any kind of weekly schedule, plans keep getting trashed and recycled and I am soooo overdue to get my hair colored
Don’t get me wrong, it started off great, right through the 4th of July, I just started to lose steam around the last week of July…
Event though September marks the end of summer, it signifies the beginning of something I love, SCHEDULES!! Fixed weekly karate classes, playdates and soccer practice….all in a specific time slot that allows me to organize my life.
I have already gotten school clothes, new lunchbox, backpack, labels for everything and marked all the school vacations through June 2012….ahh, I feel better already…If the schoolyear is the pinnacle of an organized life, then these last few weeks of summer are the equivalent of anarchy. Looking forward to seeing everyone at dropoff!!
(PS – great website for labels www.stuckonyou.biz )
As Easter and Passover rapidly approaches, I bet lots of you ladies have made your plans to get outta dodge…..
I made reservations at a swanky resort in Turks and Caicos, lined up the nanny, made my spa appointments, got my spray tan to boost my self-love factor and even upgraded to business class! Then the phone rang and I just closed down the whole fantasy …bye bye expedia, maybe one day we’ll close a deal – but not today. Oh what a fantasy it was, but reality? Reality is visiting your relatives, in-laws whether you like them or secretly hate them – not that I do, but you might – but then again, I don’t have in-laws….anymore (muu-wah-ha-ha-ha!). Or maybe you’re going to a super family friendly locale that tries to appeal to parents too, but really just mocks your inability to time-manage on vacation.
*If you do go to visit friends, make sure they are the ones who have kids. Those pre-child homes are just not a good time, the mental note taking/observations of what you do and how you do it is too much pressure for a vacation. Potentially worse are the child-free couples you know. That environment does two things: it makes you feel like you have totally lost sight of yourself which makes you sad. Then makes you feel like your kids are maniacal little crazy people who have no idea how to behave in a home( full of breakable things), you start to understand those people who have their kids in harnesses…wait no – that’s just crazy!!…but hmm…. Trust me, it never ends well….
For those of you first timers that still feel like a vacation is about letting go of time, unplugging from the day-to-day, decompressing and recharging, reconnecting with the ones you love in an environment specifically designed to nurture relationships and inspire feelings of togetherness….yeah – scrap that one…it’s all about the kids – so get your head in the game and get ready to rumble…
You will be in the pool for hours you will be digging in the sand for hours and you will be in the water park or petting zoo or outdoor museum or whatever, for hours…you better wear sunblock, that is one lesson you don’t want to learn for real…Check out Melissa’s blog about fitness. It is so important to be able to keep up with your kids. And if you are fit and strong, you will be sure to enjoy yourself too…
But planning a family vacation is a well-honed skill. It’s like sex, the first time is ok, but as the years go by and you discover the tricks that really work for you, your experience gets so much better. Ahhh, that first time, overpacked, overplanned and overworked – you know you came back feeling like crap.
But then you learn how to do it right. Whether it’s the airfare, hotel rate, excursion tickets, transportation to/from….you become a mad scientist. Mixing points with coupons, working deals direct with the vendor – it’s alive! ALIVE!!!!! I’ve managed a few tricks of my own, but the latest and greatest has totally eliminated my need to bring extra paperwork….just have your boarding pass sent direct to your phone….it’s heaven. And almost all the major airlines are in on it….come on – everybody’s doing it….
You just pull up the email containing your boarding pass, hold it over the scanner and move on. Yes, if you have multiple boarding passes, you will have open up each email to reveal each pass and scan each one…but if you’re traveling with kids you’re called up first to board anyway, so the whole process takes about 30-60 seconds, big whoop….you will never have to deal with a chocolate smothered, orange juice soiled paper boarding pass again!
I gots mine, you gets yours….